Gabbing With Gertie

The musings of Miss Gertrude Dorothy Parker- a cat.

Gertie

Miss Gertrude Dorothy Parker

Posted by Gertie Parker at 12:20 PM

Gertie Parker: I was a bony abandoned orphan waif looking for food and shelter. I crawled up between a tire and fender on the car of one of mama's friends and was found there crying. Mama friends took me in and fed me and I snuggled with their daughter and slept well for the first time ever. Next day, they called mama and brought me to her! I now have a furrever home with a loving mama and daddy!! I have two BIG HUGE brothers, Boob and Rudy who have learned to love me and who both think they are my daddies. I took their Milties and they don't mind sharin one.