Gertie

Gertie
Miss Gertrude Dorothy Parker

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Grateful for God's Blessings- by Gertie Parker

Hi everbody- me Gertie here after an absence....
Wot's new you ask???? Well God keeps blessing us and our furrends!!! Since I was last here muh dear sister WILLOW FISHER is responding well to her chemo and is feeling much better!!!! My Unka, CHUNKS MATHER, had a bad health scare last week ( Unka Chunks is 17 years old), but he rallied, is feeling better and all the blood tests indicate his organs are fine and his health problems can be managed with meds...

So wot's goin on here in GERTIEVILLE??? I continue (try) to follow BOOB out the door on his outings, but mama always grabs me...POO. My other bruvva RUDY , just loves me....bout time! I been here almost 15 months now!! MOL MOL

Well I have to go.....It's Saturday, first college football game of da season for our OKLAHOMA SOONERS!!!!! See ya next time....
BOOMER SOONER, y'all....


One more thing.....a very happy "I'm glad you're back" to my BOY-FURREND, ZOFFY COON CAT!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Goin Nowhere-




Well POO!! POO I say.....Boob got to go out for a walk and a fun day in da sun and here I sit.....at da back door lookin out wif Rudy.... Dat's OK- I'll just go to muh window and look at da birdies.......

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Gabbing With Gertie is Back!!! Muh trip to da Spa

Hallo to all muh dear furrends and fambly!! I have not blogged for a long time and I am back now!!
"Wot's new Gertie Girl"  you all poorobly want to know......Well for starters I am NOT "WEE GERTIE" any more- I am BEEG Gertie!!! I had muh first birfday in June and I am happy healthy and still givin Boob and Rudy a run for dere money.

Here is a new piccie of ME!!!!


Dis past weekend me and some of muh sisfurs went on a Spa Day and got all pamerated.....Mooshue got her ear hairs waxed (and on accident some of her back fur!!) Poohdy, Mama Muchka and Rosie Posie had a tipsy good time!!! And me, well I was so happy to catch up wif Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves (who by da way has a Birfday dis Friday!!)

Here is a piccie of our poonanigans......

Well dat's all for now.....Next time I will tell you all about wot muh life is like as a single cat about town!!! (I never leave da house of course but I gots some nice gentleman callers!!!) One especially nice one is muh furrend and our Law Office Chef  Mr. Zoffy Coon Cat........

Thursday, September 9, 2010

LADIES I ADMIRE

Here is a list of some of da ladies I admire.......

Mrs. Lady Bird Johnson put up with a grumpy husband for lots of years. She did good by planting lots of wild flowers. She's a Southern Belle which, of course, puts her at the top of muh list- on account of my poorents from Oklahoma, and Mama is a Southern Belle, which means I am too.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde was one of Mr. Fred Rogers' side-kicks in Make Believe Land. She plays accordion like I do......

Lady Diana Spencer became a Princess, but she was always a lady. She bulleved in givin back to da less fortunate. She was a good Mama to her boys. And boy did she know how to wear pretty clothes!!

I saved the best for last peeoples!!! My favorite lady is one I know and love. Her title is "MISS" but she's a real Southern Belle and my future sister-in-law, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves. She has a real important job over to the WHISKERS AND PURRS HOUSE. Miss Elsie is TOP CAT and leader of the pack for  13 cats- actually 15 counting the two new kitties. She's my bruvva Rudy's fawnshee and oh so elegant!! I love ya Miss Elsie!! Wavin muh widdle paw atcha!

Well, time for my nap then back to POONANIGANS!!!!!





LADY BIRD JOHNSON

Lady Bird Johnson








LADY ELAINE FAIRCHILDE 

Lady Elaine Fairchild

 LADY DIANA SPENCER

Lady Diana Spencer






ELSIE FALLULAH GRAVES

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

(ALMOST) WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

Morning Peeples!!! I am so excited today! I have a new cape and am finally ready to fly!! Just call me SOOPER GERTIE! I gotta send out lots of hugs and kisses to muh bestest furrend in da whole wide world Mr. Boomer Burk of Louisville, Kentucky for dis wunnerful gift. Boomer is a big fluffy Ragdoll cat and muh adopterated bruvva. I loves him so much!! 
MR. BOOMER BURK- LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY


Well, have a great day peeps!! Gotta go practice muh SOOPER POWERS!!! I love you all! 

xxx
GERTIE GIRL

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

A DAY IN MY LIFE- BY GERTIE

Morning Muh Furrends and all you peepols on da Internet Thingee. It's me again!! Wee Gertie. Today I am gonna share wif you what a typical day in muh life is like.

I wake up and mama lets me outta da kitty carrier about 7 am. Before you start screamin "CAT ABUSE" at muh Mama, I needs to tell you dat I am VERY comfee in dat box. I sleep in dere wif muh Milty (well, Boob's) and muh very own rat named Lucy which was gived to me by muh dear bruvva FONZIE BIJAN SEED.

After I gets up and does muh kitty yoga- some stretches and shtuff- I meet Daddy Boob  in da kitchen where  Mama pops open a can of Fancy Feets for us to share. Me and Boob bof prefer da Beef and Liver classic pate kind, but  we like all da flaburs. After dat- well I go to muh litter box and do what we all gotta do- POOP. 

Next on da agenda- me, Boob and Rudy scamper into da living room and circle around daddy when he yells "WHO WANTS TREATS????" As if dat's not da silliest question. Hoomans are a strange sort- but whataeyagonnado?? God love 'em!

In case you was wonderin, I enjoy Temptations Treats and Party Mix, and so do Boob and Rudy (or Brooby as our furrend Christine calls dem). But I have very continental taste- and I also loves da Temptations treats from Ozzstralia (fank you Ma Ma Muchka!) and da Dreamies from England (kisses to you Gizzi and Freya!!).

Does Gertie do anyfing BUT eat??? you may wonder. Actually I do!! After treats, Mama opens da back door and puts a kitchen chair where Boob, Rudy and me sit together and watch da birdies and chipmunks for an hour or two.
Gertie Sammich


We nap and I wrassle wif Boob during da day. Muh best place to nap is on da day bed in front of da TV. I always nap on muh MANLY MEN BLUE BLANKEE which was gived to us by Rudy's fawnshee, MISS ELSIE FALLULAH GRAVES.  I dun bother nobody here.....Like I told ya before, we only have a few rules in muh house and two of dem is dis:  DO NOT BOTHER RUDY. Ifn I forget- bleeve me, he reminds me!! Growl!!! Thunderpaw!!! 
Rudy is beeg.

Me playin on our Manly Men Blue Blankee


When mama gets home from work, we like to play Laser Light. I can jump higher den muh hefty bag bruvvers. Probly cause I'm wee, and I'm also a ballet dancer. Zoe Marie Cuppiecake Spumoni (muh sister who lives in Florida) and me, we opened a Dance Studio!! More about dat anuver day, OK??

We play and have more Fancy Feets (Rudy likes crunchy food) and treats and we hang out wif mama on da big bed while she reads her True Crime books. By about 9:30 it's time for me to give da old peeps and cats a rest. So I go to da kitty carrier and say goodnight. ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.